nasturbate:

fadoodledoo:

nasturbate:

THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK

and how would you know this ….

im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops

(via weirdisraaad)

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

(via weirdisraaad)

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bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via zackisontumblr)

thequeenvevo:

"yeah i used to like you too"

image

(via laugh-addict)

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca, via thefuuuucomics)

I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message (via wanksclub)

(Source: lezbianzdoitbetter, via weirdisraaad)

  • regular fans: OH MY GOD IS HE GONNA DIE
  • me: no, he signed a two year contract, he's good